TMI and No Sex At Home

This week's TMI (sorry for being a day late) is about sex, so allow me to vent for a minute before answering the questions....

I love my wife and our kids and our newborn baby, and understand female anatomy enough to know that intercourse isn't really an option for the next few weeks. However, is it wrong for me to want to kiss her, maybe finger her to an orgasm (if she'd let me) or hope that she'd give me a hand-job or a blow-job? (I'd even promise not to cum in her mouth). I'm just venting because I'm tired of masturbating. Thanks for listening. Now for the Answers to this week's TMI Questions:


1. Have you ever had angry sex? Definitely (related to make-up sex). (I'm also angry when I don't get sex. See above. Does that count?).


2. Pity sex? I wouldn't have called it that at the time, but if I think about it, I've probably been on the giving and receiving ends of it.


3. "Oh well, I might as well" sex? Who hasn't.


4. One-of-you-knew-it-was-goodbye-and-the-other-didn't sex? Yes. See #2, I've been on the giving and receiving end.


5. Don't-remember-having-it sex? No.


6. Regret-it-afterward sex? Yes.


7. Can't-remember-his/her-name sex? No.


8. Never-knew-his/her-name sex? Yes. Especially in the cases when I've had sex with hookers and they aren't using their real names.


Bonus: What was the worst single sexual experience of your life? I was in middle school and had a crush on a girl. She and her friends were the prototypical mean girls and convinced me to bike over to the elementary school to meet up with them, and then convinced me to show them my cock (with the promise of reciprocation). Suffice it to say they told people about it and I never got to see them naked......