Wednesday Weirdness #55 (on Thursday)

1) What are your least favorite sounds?

The screech from bad audio equipment
A car crash
A screaming baby


2) Do you enjoy reading infidelity blogs? Why? If you don't, is there any reason why you don't?

I f--king love reading them and wish I knew some of the authors in person.


3) If you could make one frivolous purchase right now without expense being an option, what one thing would you go buy?

An overnight date with a pornstar.


4) Have you ever gotten drunk and then gotten behind the wheel to drive?

No.

5) As an adult, have you ever been caught having sex by someone you didn't ever want to catch you in the act?

My wife has caught me watching porn and jacking off and she hasn't been pleased.


6) If your current significant other wound up in jail for no less than 5 years but didn't kill or physically harm anyone, would you wait for them or move on?

Move on.


7) If you had to participate, would you rather be in a mud wrestling competition or a Jello wrestling competition?

Jello wrestling.